Stuff that makes me

the-ladyguinevere:

queerpeers:

queerpeers:

me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:

—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans

—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine

—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny

—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me

— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”

Once I said “My gender is whatever’s funniest at the time” and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says “So are your pronouns honk/honk?” killing me instantly

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pika-memes:

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bumblewyn:

atagotiak:

sicknastyjr:

This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

xXx_elonmusk_xXx

#actual clown shit #also i can only read this as #musk and his 6.8 million exes

batshit-auspol:

whimsicalsesquipedalian:

batshit-auspol:

In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

The first time we drove past the “don’t drive like a cock” sign, my mum looked at it was immediately SO confused - after all she’s a good semi-conservative Christian woman. My brother and I knew it right away but for the next half hour she guessed literally EVERY other word for cock (don’t drive like a rooster, chicken, hen, chick, bird, fowl, poultry) trying her goddamned hardest to make the sign make sense until my - at the time - eleven year old brother got fed up and yelled COCK at the top of his lungs from the back seat.

My mum was FURIOUS - we weren’t even allowed to say “heck” - until she realised he’d just been telling her what the sign was, and for the rest of the three hour trip our good semi-conservative Christian mother proceeded to amuse herself by muttering “cock” under her breath and giggling like a teenager every time she did.

We still bring it up every now and then. So that particular advertising campaign has been making my family laugh for over a decade.

This one was always my favourite, though:

Reblogging to make sure this excellent story is seen

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eatingfireflies:

ilhoonftw:

ilhoonftw:

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if you wanna read the bootleg translation by yuri project, here’s a link

https://href.li/?https://renta.papy.co.jp/renta/sc/frm/item/305033/

Renta

I mean you can also buy or rent the actual work to show support?

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saturniidae-served-cold:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

This is a cinematic masterpiece

Appropriately, the song used in the beginning is originally from the soundtrack of a spaghetti western movie, Django, Prepare a Coffin.

The song is called “Last Men Standing”, by Gianfranco Reverberi and Gian Piero Reverberi.

Then when he starts dancing it transitions to “Crazy” by Gnarls Barkley, which samples and is inspired by “Last men Standing”

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shocotate:

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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atagotiak:

sicknastyjr:

This shit is so ugly you fucking idiot

xXx_elonmusk_xXx

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fartgallery:

fartgallery:

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

you fucking liar

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tiredspider:

new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

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